Iphone 5 is Shit

So, it's that time of the year when I go and upgrade my phone.  I've been using a HTC desire for the last couple of years and have absolutely LOVED it!  Before HTC I used to use a Nokia - which was the worst phone I've ever had.

Fact is I loved Android - I love how you have complete control and get whatever apps you want and put them where you want and you get widgets too!! With widgets you can basically get more information quicker.  So for example if you keep a news widget it'll be on one of the home screen and will automatically update the headlines and stuff.  It's really handy and gives your phone a real personal touch.  No two phones are the same with android.

But for some stupid reason I ended up deciding to get an iphone 5, mainly because I hate how large HTC and Samsung phones are nowadays.  My pockets simply can't fit a 5 inch screened phone and I feel like an idiot using them aswell. 

So I got my iphone 5 and was shocked at how shit it is.  I've never owned an iphone in the past, but I know lots of people who have iphones and have played with them in the past.  The first thing that hits you is that Apple basically just want to gather information about you and sell you crap.  It wants to know where you are all the time and it's the first thing it asks when you turn the phone on.  Then when you do finally go to the home screen it has all these ridiculous apps that you can't even get rid of!!  Why the fuck would I want to look at the FTSE??  I'm not into business, I'm a fucking doctor!!  Also, how BORING is the actual phone itself?? Is it me or is the iphone 5 just basically the same as the first iphone except with a higher spec??  I mean it looks the SAME!! It looks boring!! No live backgrounds which my old phone has, you can't place apps where you want, no widgets to speak of!! It's so boring!! I'm just looking at a static boring bullshit screen!!!

FUCK!!!

I actually tried to go back and return the iphone today, but they wouldn't take it back because it's not faulty.  I guess I'll just sell it to a douche who thinks this pile of trash is cool and get an Android phone. 

Iphones are shit.